Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Adventures, Arf, Blarck, CARM, crazy, Farth, Land, lard, Lards, LARND, LArt, long trail tags: LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, Minecraft, thar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchantments Applied:	232	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	153	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Farms Harvested:	689	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6660	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	79
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6072
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.