Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Blarck Lard’s Crazy Minecraft Land of Lart and Farth Adventures

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH, where the pigs fly and the cows dance. Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Zombie Chicken Invasion” where you have to defend your base from an army of zombie chickens armed with feather swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its depths, waiting for a brave soul to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in LART THAR LARD ARF THAR BLARCK LARND CARM FARTH!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Farms Harvested: 778
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Zombie Dances: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 897483 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Crops Grown: 5334
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Potions Brewed: 23
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 73
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8625 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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