BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2982

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!