BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HYPIXMC

Survival

SURVIVAL WITH A LOT OF FEATURES

– WARZONE ISLAND – FARM ISLAND – MINE ISLAND – JOBS – SHOP – QUESTS

AND MORE COME JOIN

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RiverNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9147	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AzgardSurvival

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Azgar – The Endless Adventure in the World of Survival! Immerse yourself in the ultimate survival experience on our Minecraft server. In Azgar, the adventure never ends, and you decide how to forge your path in this vast world!

Special features:

Custom survival map with unique biomes. Exciting PvP matchups and epic events. Build your home and be part of an active community. Full compatibility with all versions of Minecraft. Regular events with amazing rewards. Unlock special abilities, customize your character and forge your legend in Azgar!

Connect now! IP: play.azgard.space

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Custom World Gen, 60 Custom Biomes, 14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below Overworld, INSANELY Difficult Mobs, Custom Enchants, Custom Structures & A Small Community. Dig Down To The Lowest Block Of Bedrock To Get To The Underdark Dimension, Or Build Up To The Build Height To Get To The Faewild Dimension. For More Information About The Other Dimensions Google “The Bracken Pack” You Must Know How To Use A Crafting Table And Furnace In Order To Play. See If You Can Get Geared In Diamond Or Iron Before You Die!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	287
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.