BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineJupiter

Survival

Hello! Thank you for wanting to know more about MineJupiter! This is a survival server with mods for version 1.12.2. I’m sure you’ve ever thought about being on a server with your friends with the best mods, so enter MineJupiter! All the mods (there aren’t many so you don’t need a NASA computer either ;)) you will find them in the #new-mods channel document on our discord. We hope to see you on the server! 😀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	276	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MikArt Europe

Earth, Survival

A really peaceful fun server with a good comunity. join the discord from the link. the community is really nice and helpful

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zilla’s Modded

Battlegear, Forge, Furniture, Moddedserver, Modpack, Server, Survival, Tech, Tekkit, Trains

Mine with a pickaxe, with robots, or with tunnel boring trains. You can do some comfy interior design, or you could build an industrial railroad. You can use the advanced combat mechanics and dual wield, or you could ignore them and fight the vanilla way. Shoot a boomstick, or throw spears like a caveman.

Zilla’s Modded is a Forge 1.7.10 modpack server based on the idea of playing how you want to. There’s something fun for everyone, whether you’re a technical player, PVPer, builder, or anything in-between. We’re looking for more players, so tell your friends!

Modpack download: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack

IP: countries-raised.joinmc.link

To install the modpack, you must “import” the ZIP file with either CurseForge launcher, Prism launcher, or ATlauncher (ATlauncher is preferred).

Discord community server for Zilla’s Modded: https://discord.gg/nr8pqEF5r3

It is highly recommend to comb through the list of mods in this modpack, and look at their CurseForge pages and wikis to see what they allow you to do.

The full list of mods included in the modpack can be found here: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/zillas-pack/relations/dependencies

Quick tips:* ‘G’ opens up the crafting guide, and clicking “Set item” allows you to search the item list* ‘R’ toggles battlegear mode (allows you to dual wield weapons)* Your battlegear mode inventory is accessed by clicking the ‘BG’ button inside of your inventory.* ‘F’ to fart when sitting on a toilet* Tunnel bores and trains are cool :]* There are explosive arrows, katanas, spears, and boomsticks ;]

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCCQ

Survival

MCCQ is a friendly survival server. In this server, we have griefprevention and Essentials installed.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FreedomCraft Network

Adventure, Anticheat, Bloodmoon, challenge, Classes, Community, Custom, Custombosses, Custombuilds, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Dedicated, Dedicatedserver, Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Friendly, Fun, MCMMO, Minions, mmo, mmorpg, Mythicmobs, Nolag, PvE, Pve Economy, Quest, Quests, Ranks, Rankup, Rankups, RPG, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Updatedfrequently, Wiki

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Basic Content:

38+ Custom Dungeons, most handmade by our own staff!10K+ Dungeon mobs to fight!200+ Challenging dungeon bosses and minibosses!100+ Randomized world events and world bosses8 in game days for our custom coded Bloodmoon providing unique challenges and rewards!

Depth & Quality of Life:

Custom Instancing Setup: You will never run out of dungeon content because it is cleared or occupied!Custom Coded RPG Stats plugin with special accessories and bonuses on gear!Custom Skins, Models, Boss Powers, and Environments for originality!

Planned/WIP Features:

Custom Classes, allowing players to unlock more abilities and spec certain paths to make combat more interestingCustom Pets, providing combat bonuses and status effectsItem Enhancement System, allowing players to customize their gearsets to their playstyles or specific challengesCustom Turrets, providing defense against the Bloodmoon at players’ bases13+ Mob Arenas with 30 waves each and unique bosses/rewards throughout

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LeoFanteCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Experience real vanilla, play with your friends in factions and do pvp with crackshot weapons! We also added creative! Have fun with us and your friends!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Femboy SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

Are you looking for server to just chill, build your place and settle. Maybe start bigger projects with friends?

You want all this but in safe space in LGBTQIA+ community. Well you are in luck!

Playing on Bedrock? We are using GeyserMC, meaning you are able to join the fun even with console! Just use the ip: g4.bitti.gg:25572. For more information check GeyserMC guide.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival

Arena, Chairs, Discord, End.., Freindly, Griefprevention, Nether, Nohacks, Paper, PvP, Pvparena, Randomteleport, Rtp, Semivanilla, Sethome, smp, Survival, Trade, Warps

Mistylands𝐸𝓈𝓉.𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟢 Enhanced Survival Minecraft Server

Welcome to Mistylands, where the adventure began in 2010 and continues to captivate players with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! Mistylands is not just a server; it’s a community-driven sanctuary for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Enhanced Survival experience.

🌲 Legacy of a Decade: Mistylands has stood the test of time, fostering a rich history since 2010. Our legacy is a testament to the enduring spirit of exploration, creativity, and camaraderie that defines our server.

⚔️ Enhanced Survival: Immerse yourself in the next level of survival with Mistylands’ Enhanced Survival gameplay. We’ve curated an experience that strikes the perfect balance between the familiar challenges of survival and exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🏡 Community-Driven: Mistylands is more than just blocks and biomes; it’s a thriving community of like-minded players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, collaborate on grand builds, and forge friendships that last a lifetime. Our community-driven approach ensures that every player has a voice in shaping the server’s future.

🌎 Vast, Dynamic World: Traverse Mistylands’ vast and dynamic world, filled with breathtaking landscapes, hidden treasures, and challenging terrains. Our meticulously crafted map provides endless opportunities for exploration and discovery.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully integrated to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s custom mobs, special events, or exclusive items, Mistylands offers surprises around every corner to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

💎 Economy and Trading: Engage in a player-driven economy where your skills and resources can be traded for valuable items. Set up your own shop, become a master of the trade, and watch your wealth grow in Mistylands.

🎉 Events and Contests: From epic fishing contests to build competitions, Mistylands hosts regular events and contests to keep the excitement alive. Prove your skills, win fantastic prizes, and etch your name into Mistylands’ history.

🤝 Dedicated Staff: Our experienced and friendly staff are committed to ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player. Have a question or need assistance? Our staff are here to help, fostering a positive and welcoming environment for all.

Join Mistylands today and become part of a legacy that spans over a decade. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to the world of Minecraft, Mistylands welcomes you to embark on an Enhanced Survival adventure like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlexusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

PlexusMC is a server that is designed to bring the fun back to minecraft. When making decisions on how the server will turn out next it doesnt let money effect that decision. PlexusMCs ideal view is to give players the feel that they are playing a game again rather then being apart of a dictatorship. The server is currently based around towny survival, and has a hidden law scattered throughout the server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineClouds

Economy, Prison, PvE

Hey are you looking for a new prison server to play? Then what’re you waiting for? Check out MineClouds today and begin your adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bloxar Server

Survival

NEW MINECRAFT SURVIVAL SERVER

Welcome to this brand new Semi-Vanilla server!This is a growing server which will slowly add more and moreplugins and get bigger and bigger with plenty of other servers to play on, join now and be a part of the community!

Plugins include:

– claim

– chest shop

– A few Essentials (tpa, sethome)

IP: play.bloxarmc.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mirels Of Chaos

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Mirels Of Chaos, a place where survival becomes more exciting with a touch of vanilla magic and engaging RPG elements. With features like McMMO to allow you to develop your character, and GriefPrevention to protect your creative works, every block you travel will be part of an unforgettable adventure.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BLOCKTOPIA.PRO ❏ 1.20 ❏ Survival, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Player Shops, McMMO

Survival

This server offers a place to chill out and play Minecraft survival. We offer a vanilla-like experience while also enhancing gameplay with plugins for the ideal experience. We also have a couple of custom plugins that add levels and a way for players to look around other players’ shops. Griefing isn’t allowed here, so we have a number of features to protect you and your builds, including claims and rollbacks. If you have any question, feel free to ask! We are always ready to help.

Features:

Land claiming/homePlayer ShopsGriefing roll backs

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3044
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Brandons404s Hangout Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Just a (mostly) vanilla minecraft server, trying to re-live the good old days of cool summer nights, playing survival together. The only plugins here are for antigrief and basic essentials.

Note: Please join our proxy server first, then type /server 404survival! proxy server: corecraft.cc

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Salty Universe

Skyblock

Salty Universe is a minecraft skyblock server, which has plans to expand to survival and prison soon! version: 1.16.4 – 1.20.1 ip: saltyuniverse.net discord: http://discord.gg/5EaabZ6

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.