BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	5037

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4008	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	61

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	548
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	142

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.