BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blockaholics

Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

-Blockaholics Staff.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BTECAU Vanilla

Anarchy, PvP

new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Raid Nation

RAID NATION

Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Runes Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ShulkerVerse

Vanilla

semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

minecraft temple

We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

we look forward to seeing you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Uthrandir Universe

The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

Our servers:

Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZIvercraft

Mini Games, Survival

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RageFox

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Towny

RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Enchanted Survival

Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Enchanted Survival! A Vanilla factions survival server who welcomes everyone! For those wanting a laid back Minecraft experience, where you can make friends & roam the lands. The world is your oyster! Build up your empire & become more powerful each time you play. We will be hosting fun events, holiday themed minigames, challenges, and parkour courses! Currently on 1.17.1 & always updating! Help us build our friendly community & join us today!

ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

See you online 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Galaxy Land

Survival

Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RPG WorldCraft24

On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

In our shop you can buy:

SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Xeno SMP

Survival

Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Items Found:	1592
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	51

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.