BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Scrambler

PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RebornPvP**Factions~

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Planet Beacon

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.

Some games we offer: – SkyBlock – Creative – Factions – Prison – SkyWars – HungerGames – Cops & Robbers – KitPvP – And more…

We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spiralcraft

Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CapricaTown.net

You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.

Primary focus: Building, Mining, Trading, Having fun with friends! Secondary: PVP

Join our website community, click on this link: http://capricatown.enjin.com/page/328008/recruitment?gid=6207-0

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VillagerCraft

Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealmKeepers

Welcome to Realm Keepers Server. Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable. Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down. Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

teh3l3m3nts

As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	3717	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crimson Realms

Crimson Realms is a Multi-World server where people can do many things. You can vote for items, and get ahead of your enemy’s. We have Two worlds at the moment, Factions, and KitPvP. We are opening a Third RPG world In the near future. In each world you can do many different things. We do have custom plugins on the server, and are always adding more. We are not accepting any applications so please don’t send any, it would be a waste of your time. Make enemy’s and create friends! Join Today!

www.CrimsonRealms.tk

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pacific State

Gr8 Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

« PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants

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Primal Factions Brings Back The Fun We All Miss!FRESH MAP APRIL 8th

We created Primal Factions out of our love for that classic 1.8 factions experience we missed so much. Servers like these are hard to find and most have game breaking aspects so we sought out to create our own server. Our staff team and server want to stick to the pure simplicity that made factions back then so much fun and we hope to see you on the server!

Sever IP – play.primalfactions.com

Sever Website – www.primalfactions.com/

Server Info & Features

1.8 COMBAT

Factions

KOTH Events w/ Custom ArenasCustom PvP Arena w/ EventsIn Game Rank ProgressionPvP EnovysMcMMOHeadhunterGapple CooldownsCustom CratesCombat LogMending In 1.810k World BoarderEnd & Nether WarpsOld School Setup & Style

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cosmic Craft

[TOWNY] [RPG] – Under Construction [RANKS] [ECONOMY] [PVP ARENAS] [LOOKING FOR STAFF] [24/7]

We at Cosmic Craft HQ have wiped of the dust breathed new life into this server, with new plugins, an improved website and monthly build comps, the server will be like it has never been before, and once a decent cash flow is established, there are plans to open up a Tekkit Server, RPG-PVE Server, a Faction server and many more, all of which will be joining the universe of Cosmic Craft early this year! We look forward to seeing you all in the new universe soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VeryPug

A Minecraft server based off of young America: Freedom! Although you can’t do EVERYTHING, you have a ton more flexibility as a player here. Ranking up will not be difficult if you’re a good person. There’s plenty to do and lots of awesome people who visit regularly! Yes, “hacks” that are NOT malicious to the server ARE legal, but we ask that you not use them in PvP or server activities. Please have fun and use rare opportunity to make this the best experience on Minecraft ever!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RPG PvP Server

Hallo,

I’m Maxeetrix from Team Exe Gaming,

This is a Minecraft server that is not only for premium but also for cracked versions.

This server contains the Heroes plugin,

This plugin is a role play game plugin where every player can choose their own class and level,

Compete against each other in PVP fighters and you can also form alliances We would be happy if you visited us.

Kind regards Maxeetrix aka TVGamesTech

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ApolloCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

24/7 Survival server, factions, creative, plots, pvp, CS:GO chests Donation + free ranks staff online open CS:GO chests by voting

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.