BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	4373
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	6442

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Riotcraft

RiotCraft is a popular minecraft server, founded in march 2012, welcomes people of all ages. We have a thriving friendly community of players as well as a hard working set of staff that ensure help is given when needed. We run 24/7 and have multiple worlds, including survival, factions and creative! So whatever style of play you prefer, we will be sure to accomadate it!

Plugins – Anti-share, border guard, chest shop, essentials, factions, group manager, mob arena, multiverse, portals, nocheat, npc village creator, noweather, playerheads, worldedit, world guard, zavauto messenger, iconomy, mcmmo, coloured signs.

There are numerous towns on the server, including the main city ‘Kimmiewood’, which can accomadate you with your very own plot where you can build whatever you like on there! We have a shop which supplies almost every item in the game, where you can sell and buy. We also provide a factions world, for the users who love a bit of a challenge. You can create bases here with friends, prepare for battle and become victorious and powerful if you play well.

We host a variety of events on the server, including giveaways, building competitions, trivias and much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chilltown | 1.20.2 | MMO Survival | Tree Feller | Professions | Levels | Custom world

Awesome, Community, Griefprevention, Lands, Survival

Welcome to ChillTown!

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal.

Java Edition IP: pmc.Chilltown.eu

Custom World Generation

Seasons with temperature

Custom Mobs

Professions & Levels

Custom Weapons

Land Claiming

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	97	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ProsperCraft Network

This server network will be up for years so no concern about the server owner getting board and closing it.

1.5.1, Skyblock, Freebuild, Plotworld, Mobarena, New, Survival, No Whitelist, PVE, PVP factions and PVP vanilla, Economy, Events, Factions, Swim, Vanilla, Hunger Games!, Creative Free build.

Survival with plugins server-

Swim Server-

Amusement Parks!

Factions PVP Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TrinityMC

Survival|Creative|Multiverse|MCMMO|GreifProtection

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ReziCraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.