Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

    We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

    We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

    If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

    VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

    Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

    You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

    You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Legitland

    Legitland

    A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • VcGaming

    VcGaming

    We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Artesanato Scavenger

    Artesanato Scavenger
    Scavenger Crafts

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • pignation

    pignation

    1.5.1 MINECRAFT

    Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

    I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

    Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • tcccast

    tcccast

    Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Majkrafci

    Majkrafci

    Best .eu Minecraft server! Multiserver – PVP | SKYBLOCK | SURVIVAL | SURVIVAL II | WARGAMES | TEAMFORTRESS 2 | SURVIVAL GAMES | CAPTURE THE FLAG | ONLINE 400-500 PLAYERS | ALL IN ONE!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Safehouse Survival

    Safehouse Survival

    Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

    Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Ores Mined: 8218 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KruXoR

    KruXoR

    We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Bredland

    Bredland

    Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Plymouth Valley

    Plymouth Valley

    When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Gizmic

    Gizmic
    Gizmic

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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