BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

vSprawl

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

downundercraft

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	4093
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3532

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Laerad SMP

Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

Address: mc.laerad.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Creature Craft Modded Hub

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	320474	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.