BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	140
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3010	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	4212	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9851
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8801	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	384562	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Mines Excavated:	4338
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!