BlameMyParentsMCServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of blaming your parents for making you a “retard” and homeschooling you? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where being a “retard” is actually a superpower! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft genius as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you the power to turn any block into diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your parents that being a “retard” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft master?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8229
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	223249
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	2577

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8104	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Runes Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	462

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Potions Brewed:	61	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8742
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dragonstone Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dragon Stone!

We are a Semi-Vanilla Survival server that values it’s players and community. We aim for a mostly vanilla experience with quality of life changes such as /spawn, /home, /tpa, etc.

Dragon Stone is open to raiding, but we also have unique griefing rules that aims to be both fair towards raiding and protective against griefers at the same time, so you never have to worry about your hard work being destroyed.

Dragon Stone also sometimes has special events that players can join, such as Boss Battles or Mini Adventures! These take place in a seperate dimension to ensure it does not interfere with the vanilla survival world.

Minecraft is always better with friends, so come on in and have some fun together! We hope to have you join us soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4551

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1172
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.