Blame The Parents Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crops Grown:	9675
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	339	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ores Mined:	2086	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9140

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crops Grown:	8810
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2