Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	138
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	290	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2736
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	167	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	7556	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Villages Defended:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com