Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	971
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Votes:	5633
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crops Grown:	2652

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ores Mined:	8774	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	106	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	165
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4218	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	9618
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	New Chunks Explored:	123024

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	119247
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	34

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Votes:	7648	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net