Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Farms Harvested:	364
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Crops Grown:	5170

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8702	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Votes:	8062	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	2283
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Animals Bred:	94
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	588668
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	199468
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Potions Brewed:	78
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	203
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4364	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9855	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3595	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ores Mined:	4300	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5916

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	7180
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	5750
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv