Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

play.lokocraft.net

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3062
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2812	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

mc.noovlandia.xyz

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

redecypher.online:26070

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

solarnetwork.it

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Midgardsaga.nu

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

play.futuremc.org

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	9432	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

play.pvpcharge.net

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	770073
Ores Mined:	2065	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

survi.land

The Tartarus Network

PvE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

mc.thetartarus.net

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Towns Built:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

terranova.dedimc.io

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	267663
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

play.oakmc.net

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

play.chillzone.cc

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Zentrium.net:25750

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

McBloof.aternos.me

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

play.ognetwork.fun:6012