Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6977	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4922	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3686	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
New Chunks Explored:	231442	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7167
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	5667

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9099

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Emeralds Found:	6040
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com