Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4870
Potions Brewed:	110	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2223	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	2345	Blood Moons Survived:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	331
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net