Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Void Gems Collected:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2956
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	867940	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	6910
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Animals Bred:	147
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Items Found:	4696	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	953	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Votes:	2155
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Animals Bred:	36

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net