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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1170 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.