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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8466 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.