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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2974 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9397 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Ores Mined: | 3547 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.