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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 178 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.