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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7644 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!