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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1321 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 881063 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!