BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ores Mined:	9986	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2043	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6312
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	236	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Void Armor Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3547
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com