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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5553 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4387 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!