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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1982 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!