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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9491 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!