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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6874 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 149 |
Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!