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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4796 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!