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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9543 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8916 |
Farms Harvested: | 515 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4858 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!