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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6204 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!