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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5378 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!