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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2801 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 264 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 105 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!