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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 252 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!