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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7708 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 3443 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!