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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4572 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 2556 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!