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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2016 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!