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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9943 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!