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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9604 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 288 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6085 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!