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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4440 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!