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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3909 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!