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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7696 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9994 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!