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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8671 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3557 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1905 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!