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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1410 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!