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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1715 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 898143 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!