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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1283 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 2399 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!